Imogene helped her newbie vampire friend Celia hook up with an adorable human, but now Celia has dropped an atomic bomb of surprise: she has a possibly blood-sucking baby on the way. Imogene is not pleased, especially when a mysterious, ancient, and annoyingly gorgeous vampire historian shows up to monitor Celia’s unprecedented pregnancy.
Lord Nicholas Christopher Cuthbert III is everything Imogene hates: posh, mannerly, and totally uninterested in her. Plus, she thinks he’s hiding something. So what if he smells like a fresh garden and looks like a rich boarding school kid just begging to be debauched? Imogene has self-control. Or something.
As Celia’s pregnancy progresses at a freakishly fast pace, Imogene and Nicholas play an ever-escalating game of will they or won’t they, until his sexy maker shows up on Admiral Key, forcing Nicholas to reveal his true intentions toward Celia’s soon-to-arrive infant.
Read an excerpt at the World Weaver Press website HERE.
“Funny, sexy, and whip-smart, BITE SOMEBODY ELSE is a
hilarious romp through the trials of vampire romance
and what it means to be your own hero …
and still fall for the swoony British guy.”
— The Novel Novice
“BITE SOMEBODY ELSE is snarky and sexy and packed with
good times, good friends, and good slayings. Under all the
humor and vampire cutthroat politics, is a story with heart,
and a romance to be emotionally invested in. “
– Fresh Fiction
“Laugh-out-loud hilarious, brash, and fun as hell.
My only complaint: this is just a two book series.”
— Dyrk Ashton, author of Paternus
“In BITE SOMEBODY ELSE, Bauer concocts a devilish brew
that’s one part What We Do In the Shadows
and one part She’s Having a Baby.
If you loved the charm and wit of Bite Somebody,
its sequel is sure to intoxicate!”
—E. Catherine Tobler, author of the Folley & Mallory series
“Raunchy and irreverent, BITE SOMEBODY ELSE
is a vampire romp oozing with sexual tension
and laugh-out-loud surprises.
Crank up some ’80s music, sip a rum punch, and start reading!”
— Beth Cato, author of the Clockwork Dagger and Blood of Earth series
“Chock full of unparalleled wit, the most unexpected
and stupidly adorable love connection ever,
and Imogene’s signature miniskirts, BITE SOMEBODY ELSE
will have you laughing from cover to cover!”
— Tiffany Michelle Brown, author of Spin and Give It Back