It’s been called the Pretty in Pink of vampire novels. Bridget Jones with fangs. One reader said, “If you like imagining midnight swims with Benedict Cumberbatch while listening to David Bowie, this is the book for you.” Another reader bemoaned, “This needs to be made into a TV show so I can see it and then complain how it’s not enough like the book. Someone make that happen.” There’s even a hashtag: #Imogene4Life.
Released in June of this year, my first novel is a comic take on vampire lore, set in the sweltering heat of Southern Florida. I’ve been blessed by fans who’ve fallen in love with awkward Celia, bad girl Imogene, and sexy surfer Ian. If you’re a blog follower of mine, you’ve probably read Bite Somebody, but what about that friend of yours who needs a good laugh? What about the sister-in-law who loves romance stories? What about that neighbor who loves Anne Rice?
That’s right: it’s Christmas gift time! Here are some options for the vampire / love / comedy / Florida enthusiast in your life:
- My amazing publisher, World Weaver Press, is offering free shipping and a dollar off retail cost for the month of December if you order directly from their online store by clicking HERE.
- I’m offering you the chance to get signed, personalized copy of Bite Somebody, along with a free Bite Somebody beer koozie. If interested, email me: firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll do some Paypal magic and, voila, unique Christmas gift for book nerds everywhere!
I’ve been so blessed this year with kudos, reviews, and general fan hysteria over my ridiculous little novel. And before you even ask, the sequel, Bite Somebody Else, is with my editor and will be available summer of 2017. (For a teaser excerpt, click HERE. This one’s all about Imogene!)
I hope you’ll consider buying Bite Somebody for somebody special this holiday season. And remember, kids: only bite the people you love. Ho-ho-ho! (Who you calling a ho?)